I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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