So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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