how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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