do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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