This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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