But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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