Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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