A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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