yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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