WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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