His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
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I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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