1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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