I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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