Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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