What a fucking waste of an outfit
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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