I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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