This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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