Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
