I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
