we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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