Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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