i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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