Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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