He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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