just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm bleeding and have questions
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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