I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
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Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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