Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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