did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
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i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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