Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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