i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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