The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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