when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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