Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
