Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize
