He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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