i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
