Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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