Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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