Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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