we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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