giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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