I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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