we're blogging at a bar
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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