This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
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Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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