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  their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?

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  and what kinds of feelings would these be?

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  Happy, horny, occasionally hungry

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.

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  Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.

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• (754): View more from Florida

  Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day

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• (415): View more from California

  Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness

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