Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
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There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
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Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome