their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
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i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness