I am in a vortex of obligation.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax