just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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