Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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