Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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