I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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