scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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