I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
