It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize