Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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