She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
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Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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