I'm drive I can fine osifer
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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