Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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